El Humor de Rogelio

<%@LANGUAGE="VBSCRIPT"%> <% ' *** Go To Record and Move To Record: create strings for maintaining URL and Form parameters ' create the list of parameters which should not be maintained MM_removeList = "&index=" If (MM_paramName <> "") Then MM_removeList = MM_removeList & "&" & MM_paramName & "=" MM_keepURL="":MM_keepForm="":MM_keepBoth="":MM_keepNone="" ' add the URL parameters to the MM_keepURL string For Each Item In Request.QueryString NextItem = "&" & Item & "=" If (InStr(1,MM_removeList,NextItem,1) = 0) Then MM_keepURL = MM_keepURL & NextItem & Server.URLencode(Request.QueryString(Item)) End If Next ' add the Form variables to the MM_keepForm string For Each Item In Request.Form NextItem = "&" & Item & "=" If (InStr(1,MM_removeList,NextItem,1) = 0) Then MM_keepForm = MM_keepForm & NextItem & Server.URLencode(Request.Form(Item)) End If Next ' create the Form + URL string and remove the intial '&' from each of the strings MM_keepBoth = MM_keepURL & MM_keepForm if (MM_keepBoth <> "") Then MM_keepBoth = Right(MM_keepBoth, Len(MM_keepBoth) - 1) if (MM_keepURL <> "") Then MM_keepURL = Right(MM_keepURL, Len(MM_keepURL) - 1) if (MM_keepForm <> "") Then MM_keepForm = Right(MM_keepForm, Len(MM_keepForm) - 1) ' a utility function used for adding additional parameters to these strings Function MM_joinChar(firstItem) If (firstItem <> "") Then MM_joinChar = "&" Else MM_joinChar = "" End If End Function %> El Humor de Rogelio - Chiste

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	Mestizaje. En un zoo de EE.UU. acaban de recibir un burro andaluz, regalo de la Junta de Andalucía a Bush tras su última visita a Granada. Los responsables del zoo, como es el primer burro que tienen, no saben dónde colocarlo y después de mucho pensar, deciden ponerlo con una cebra solitaria, pensando que tal vez puedan aparearse y conseguir una especie animal nueva. La cebra, con ganas de intimar, se acerca al burro y le pregunta: - ¿Are you single? A lo que el burro responde: - ¿Que si 'shingo'?, espera que zepa como quitarte er pijamita y te va-a enterá.....