<%@LANGUAGE="VBSCRIPT"%>
<%
' *** Go To Record and Move To Record: create strings for maintaining URL and Form parameters
' create the list of parameters which should not be maintained
MM_removeList = "&index="
If (MM_paramName <> "") Then MM_removeList = MM_removeList & "&" & MM_paramName & "="
MM_keepURL="":MM_keepForm="":MM_keepBoth="":MM_keepNone=""
' add the URL parameters to the MM_keepURL string
For Each Item In Request.QueryString
NextItem = "&" & Item & "="
If (InStr(1,MM_removeList,NextItem,1) = 0) Then
MM_keepURL = MM_keepURL & NextItem & Server.URLencode(Request.QueryString(Item))
End If
Next
' add the Form variables to the MM_keepForm string
For Each Item In Request.Form
NextItem = "&" & Item & "="
If (InStr(1,MM_removeList,NextItem,1) = 0) Then
MM_keepForm = MM_keepForm & NextItem & Server.URLencode(Request.Form(Item))
End If
Next
' create the Form + URL string and remove the intial '&' from each of the strings
MM_keepBoth = MM_keepURL & MM_keepForm
if (MM_keepBoth <> "") Then MM_keepBoth = Right(MM_keepBoth, Len(MM_keepBoth) - 1)
if (MM_keepURL <> "") Then MM_keepURL = Right(MM_keepURL, Len(MM_keepURL) - 1)
if (MM_keepForm <> "") Then MM_keepForm = Right(MM_keepForm, Len(MM_keepForm) - 1)
' a utility function used for adding additional parameters to these strings
Function MM_joinChar(firstItem)
If (firstItem <> "") Then
MM_joinChar = "&"
Else
MM_joinChar = ""
End If
End Function
%>
El Humor de Rogelio - Chiste
Dos
monjas encargadas de hacer la compra de un convento de clausura,
salen del convento con el coche y al doblar la esquina se encuentran
con una pareja de la Guardia Civil de Tráfico. Uno de los
agentes les hace señas para que paren mientras el otro se
está desabrochando la bragueta. Una de las monjas dice:
- ¡Vaya, hombre! Otra vez la prueba del alcohol.
...pulse
este botón para cerrar la ventana. 
